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Now I received this letter the other day and boy what a predicament! But this is an easy fix! Read on!
I am Tyler Williams, a luxury/lifestyle publicist and fashion blogger in NYC and I’m not exactly well-aquainted with my kitchen. Whenever my boyfriend needs to hide something from me (i.e. birthday presents), he hides it in the kitchen.
Please keep in mind that this is approximately a 5×5 space, as we live in Manhattan. I digress.
The other day, the boyfriend gently suggests that I cook something, so I reluctantly agree to put the mango-chutney turkey burgers he did on the George Foreman grill.
In college, I mostly survived on a diet of grilled chicken (created with said George Foreman), peanut butter and red wine, so I thought I could handle grilling two patties. Instead, the patties stuck to either side of the George Foreman for their dear lives, creating the shredded mess you see in the picture. I ended up cooking the shreds as they were, creating a kind of shredded turkey burger sandwich. Meanwhile, I burned the flatbread (also seen in the picture) for the burgers. So, essentially, can you help me figure out how to keep my grilling appliances from destroying my food so I am less distracted and can remember to take the bread out of the oven? Help me The Kitchen Gaily!!
Oh where to begin!
Someone once said “A way to a man’s heart is through his stomach” and I believe it..even though I may have been accused of trying to get there other ways, I digress. My point is that every girl, boy and in between should have a back pocket of tricks (other than bedroom ones) that can keep things fresh, spicy and your significant other wanting more! moooore! moooooore!
So I want to touch on a couple of things here…
Second, so you have a 5×5 kitchen…well baby here I’ve got you beat as I maybe have 2 feet of kitchen space in which I’ll be cooking Thanksgiving for 12 out of my Toastmaster™ convection oven. So what I’m trying to tell you is that SIZE DOES NOT matter, at least not this time! Not that we are comparing sizes!
Thirdly, it sounds to me from your letter that your mans (yes I said mans) made the burgers and you cooked them. What a great way to spend some new quality time together! Especially since it seems like he’s often alone in the kitchen. The kitchen can be very sexy, raw meat aside.
So let’s begin.
The burgers & Mr. Foreman…
It sounds like you didn’t grease up Mr. Foreman. Think of it like a gay man! He needed those big muskles (yes I said muskles) greased up before a fight and his grill needs some grease before you cook on it. Whether it’s some nonstick spray or some olive oil on a napkin that you wipe the grill with, you need it. Especially since it doesn’t sound like this is the newest of appliances. That’s why it comes it that little grease pan! It’ll all drip out at the end!
PLUS remember when I was talking about kitchens being sexy? I have one word for you.. Grease..
Another thing that may have caused your sticking problem is that you didn’t leave the grill closed long enough. Depending on how big your burgers were they take a good several mins to cook and cook through. If you were grilling on a normal grill an 8-ounce turkey burger would probably take about 4 to 5 mins per side. If you lifted your ungreased Foreman too early, of course, it was gonna stick.
Lastly, your meat should be dry before putting it in a pan or on a grill. The last thing you want it to do is to seize and get tough!
Here’s what I would have done in your situation cause it sounds like you had a good thing going!
Turn on the Foreman as soon as you start seasoning cause you want it nice and hot.
Taken your turkey meat and seasoned it…
- fresh chopped garlic
- cilantro or parsley
- salt and pepper to taste
You also can throw a few jalapenos in there if you want to spice it up. Cut them length-wise and using a spoon remove ribs and seeds as that’s where all the heat is. (CUIDADO! that you don’t touch your face, eyes, mouth or any other delicate body part on you or your man as it’ll burn and be very unpleasant!) chop them up and throw ’em in!
Whether you add the jalapenos or not mix it well, yes with your hand’s lady!
Once the meat is seasoned, form them into palm-sized patties and set them aside on a plate. (wash your hands) Spray your foreman grill, add patties and close it.
A lot of places sell mango salsa. I fully approve of this quick and easy way to top a burger!
Lastly, after you put the burgers on wait 8 minutes and then put your flatbread in your toaster, toaster oven or oven and set a timer for 5 minutes if you can’t remember! Correct me if I’m wrong but don’t all Foreman Grill’s come with a bun warmer attached?? Lord knows I love some warm buns!
And there you have it my lovely!!
Treat your man well, feed him delicious things, give him good lovin’ and he’ll never leave your side.
P.S. I’m single so if either one of you has a hot gay brother, send them my way!
Till next time!
The Kitchen Gaily™
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